Adventure!!!

I really thought I wanted to tell you the big adventure story. I already tried to write it. Save it as draft. Then I changed my mind. I am to0 lazy to appear not lazy. So here's a few pictures to help you illustrate in your head how AWESOME the adventure my family had on Monday and Tuesday.

A road trip!! YEAHHHH!! To set straight some business. Business on Raya.
I know, not the usual Raya celebration, right?! A family of weirdos. But who cares.


This was actually during our way home. We had to stop. The two most new members of our family had to 'go'. Well, they already did 'go' at this point, that's why we had to stop. Does that mean it should be "they already 'went'?"


My younger brother walking around trying to find some phone signal... It's really hard..There's noooo signal at alll....~


I have some confessions to make: One: this is my actual home... Will we get to be in one of the reality shows like Bersama Mu? Two: my actual name was Kayai which actually means The Awesome and Rich Beautiful Woman in my actual mother-tongue language. But my parents had to change it because as I grew up, the name didn't represent me at all.


The most front is my uncle. You see, you kind of can find his resemblance to my father. Short... and.. And em...well..that's about it. We follow our mom's gene though. The two at the back are my bothers. They are tall.


Mom said that (while this is her race's: Bugis traditional food) this is also one of my father's side of family traditional food. But theirs can be more bitter than sweet. I think most people already know this. It's Tapai.


This, on the other hand is only my mom's side traditional food: it's called Burasa'.



My work when I am at my actual home: I chase goats around the hills and laugh myself 'till I cry.


The view from the back of my mom's car. On our way to my actual home. The road got really bumpy when we reached deeper in the forest. When the road is not tarred anymore. I mean, really bumpy. How bumpy? The next morning I woke up--body, aching all over! You really don't want to be in that same situation, right?


The market in my village...We sell drugs too there. Really NOT cool.


Yes. we have billboards here. But there's no add there... Ignore the blue board.

You wana know more??
We do live on trees because there is too many violent animals on land... But some of us just are luckier that we can live on land. Like my family. And we hunt for animals with Sumpit. That's the only weapon we have. But damn it's deadly. Just on the day of arriving, my family sumpit-ted a Payau. The meat was really, really, tasty...Sometimes, we hunt for other living things other than animals...if you know what I mean...

I mean, Sabah is an awful, awful place... It's undeveloped and dangerous and ugly place. You dont want to be posted here now, do you...?


Okay..fine. I just told you some lies and some truth. "Can you guess which is which?" *with the enthusiasm of Barney. Not Stinson. But Barney the Purple Dino*